Tramps Against Trump, Because Why Not?

Tramps Against Trump, because why not?

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The fact that Donald Trump has gotten this far is proof on its own that the 2016 Presidential election is the wackiest (or scariest/weirdest/head-scratching-est, whichever) election in the history of elections. This election cycle has been fucking out there, worse than the one where professional lunatic Andrew Jackson came down from Valhalla and beat the shit out of everyone else running for President with his pimp cane, plunged “Old Hickory” into every nubile American woman, then drank a Red Bull before shooting Charles Dickinson in his dickinson.

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Dear Hollywood: Be on the lookout for my new spec script Andrew Jackson: American Lunatic, wherein Andrew Jackson comes down from Valhalla and…

A couple of months ago, we profiled a social media movement called Babes for Trump, where a bunch of women sexualized themselves to raise awareness and support for Donald Trump’s campaign. Now, the opposite has happened. There is a new movement highlighting the Trump campaign, except this time it has nothing to do with awareness and everything to do with voter coercion.

Well, actually, Babes for Trump could also be chalked up to voter coercion, now that I think about it.

Tramps Against Trump, because of course that’s the name. It’s the same concept (sort of) as Babes for Trump, except this time the sexual stakes are higher. If you vote for someone other than Trump (anyone other than Trump, actually), Tramps Against Trump will reward your civic duty with a nude selfie, because nothing say ‘Murica quite like manipulating votes with tits, snatch, and ass.

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Image from Tramps Against Trump.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 2016 Presidential Election.

The funny thing though, campaigns like this aren’t without precedent. Babes for Trump didn’t even set the trend. During the 2015 election for Canada’s Prime Minister (which resulted in the election of political hottie-hot-hot Justin Trudeau), young Canadians waged a campaign called Sluts Against Harper, which also promised the sending of nudes for voting against incumbent conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

Fake Lord, you guys, this is the future of politics — “vote for my guy and I’ll send you a picture of my tits.” Part of me still has some semblance of respect for the system, so that part of me is actually pretty upset about all of this. But at the same time, I’ve spent the last year as a political pundit, so a larger part of me is pretty cynical and just shrugging, chuckling quietly in a Starbucks while some obscure indie band plays overhead, and saying “whatever” at the prospect of getting a picture of a hot chick’s ass if I send in proof that I voted. I mean, the election system is pretty fucked anyway, so why not vote for nudity, right?

Our elections are pretty crooked, so we might as well save at least a bit of hope and make them sexy, yeah?

h/t Daily Dot

#BabesForTrump, Because Why Not?

The DEFINITELY NSFW campaign to support the Donald’s bid for the White House.

Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is, without question, a cavalcade of fuckery. The last 10 months have been a never-ending shitstorm of implied racism, overt racism, implied violence, overt violence, implied sexism, overt sexism, implied jingoism, overt jingoism, and implied (dammit!) overt idiocy.

While Trump’s campaign has been a harrowing experience, and an exhausting one with a ceiling-less capacity for danger, it has been an entertaining one, at least from the “cynical bastard ‘journalist'” perspective. Though, not to downplay how detrimental Trump’s campaign has been both in rhetoric and support because, let’s face it, if you believe that a future wherein a President Trump is making sexist remarks at a meeting with German PM Angela Merkel while fapping all over the Constitution is an optimistic one, then you need to be run over repeatedly by the short bus you should be riding.

In keeping with the tradition of Trump’s “no-frills” attitude when it comes to trying to secure the most prestigious office in the United States, social media’s boner for all things Trump has become a literal descriptor and no longer a vulgar, metaphorical one. Yes, the man who has reached an all-time low in support with the ladies has implied (dammit!) feminine support in his corner. But, instead of his support coming from batshit conservative women who are readily mocked on (an allegedly “sexist”) Saturday Night Live or think their rifle-round necklace would be well-complimented by one made of fetuses, it’s coming from…

Well… here.

If that doesn’t scream “‘Murica, fuck yeah!” I don’t know what does.

How deliciously Trumpian. Women are taking to social media to show off their assets in support of the business mogul-turned-reality TV host-turned-orange politician. And why not? It screams Trump — highly-sexualized, polarizing, and asinine.

“Making America Great Again One Babe At A Time.”

This is fucking hilarious! All manners of sexuality are presented in these posts from the totally SFW —

— to the kinda NSFW —

— to the definitely NSFW —

–to the YOU’RE FIRED!

Is there any reason to be surprised that something like this would happen? Absolutely not. This is Donald Trump’s premium cable presidential campaign. #BabesForTrump, #TitsOutForTrump, and the bevy of other social media tags associated with them are just as feasible as Trump addressing mill workers in rural Nebraska while getting blown behind the podium by Miss Cornhusk 2016.

If nothing else, this is just a testament to the butter-faced cartoon’s brand and popularity… which is only getting higher…

Goddammit.

Featured image is from @BabesForTrump, via Twitter.