#BabesForTrump, Because Why Not?

The DEFINITELY NSFW campaign to support the Donald’s bid for the White House.


Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is, without question, a cavalcade of fuckery. The last 10 months have been a never-ending shitstorm of implied racism, overt racism, implied violence, overt violence, implied sexism, overt sexism, implied jingoism, overt jingoism, and implied (dammit!) overt idiocy.

While Trump’s campaign has been a harrowing experience, and an exhausting one with a ceiling-less capacity for danger, it has been an entertaining one, at least from the “cynical bastard ‘journalist'” perspective. Though, not to downplay how detrimental Trump’s campaign has been both in rhetoric and support because, let’s face it, if you believe that a future wherein a President Trump is making sexist remarks at a meeting with German PM Angela Merkel while fapping all over the Constitution is an optimistic one, then you need to be run over repeatedly by the short bus you should be riding.

In keeping with the tradition of Trump’s “no-frills” attitude when it comes to trying to secure the most prestigious office in the United States, social media’s boner for all things Trump has become a literal descriptor and no longer a vulgar, metaphorical one. Yes, the man who has reached an all-time low in support with the ladies has implied (dammit!) feminine support in his corner. But, instead of his support coming from batshit conservative women who are readily mocked on (an allegedly “sexist”) Saturday Night Live or think their rifle-round necklace would be well-complimented by one made of fetuses, it’s coming from…

Well… here.

If that doesn’t scream “‘Murica, fuck yeah!” I don’t know what does.

How deliciously Trumpian. Women are taking to social media to show off their assets in support of the business mogul-turned-reality TV host-turned-orange politician. And why not? It screams Trump — highly-sexualized, polarizing, and asinine.

“Making America Great Again One Babe At A Time.”

This is fucking hilarious! All manners of sexuality are presented in these posts from the totally SFW —

— to the kinda NSFW —

— to the definitely NSFW —

–to the YOU’RE FIRED!

Is there any reason to be surprised that something like this would happen? Absolutely not. This is Donald Trump’s premium cable presidential campaign. #BabesForTrump, #TitsOutForTrump, and the bevy of other social media tags associated with them are just as feasible as Trump addressing mill workers in rural Nebraska while getting blown behind the podium by Miss Cornhusk 2016.

If nothing else, this is just a testament to the butter-faced cartoon’s brand and popularity… which is only getting higher…


Featured image is from @BabesForTrump, via Twitter.

Author: Robert L. Franklin

Ah, the About Me section - social networking's excuse for you sounding like an elitist prick. Hmm... what to say? What to say?

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